Give it a thought

Fed up of your intensive schedule and boring work. Time for a break.
Here are some one liners for you to make your mind lighter.

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

2. Few women admit their age; few men act it.

3. You can’t have everything; where would you put it?

4. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

5. I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.

6. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

7. If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.

8. I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.

9. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

10. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.